Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
Get the taking a patterson mug.Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
by Spookydmdaboss1 May 6, 2022
Get the D'Mitri Patterson mug.Related Words
The love of my life the person who would care for me anytime anywhere and give me support but we can’t date and for that reason I always try to be near her but it always ultimately fails
by Kv’t May 23, 2022
Get the Haliey B Watterson mug.by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside mug.she is the most smartest and kid person she might be shy at first but once you've been friends for a while you'll see her true funny and sarcastic side of course she doesn't know what she wants to do yet and feels alone but some day she will know she is only in 10th grade so she has some time if you have this girl in your life keep her close like you keep your phone during school.
by n0tt.Liy4hh August 20, 2025
Get the Ta'Liyah Patterson mug.Buttersnatch is a type of confectionery whose primary ingredients are
butter and snatch. Other ingredients such as sweat and pubes are
typically part of the recipe also. The ingredients for buttersnatch are
similar to butterscotch; the major difference is that sugar is boiled
to the soft crack stage for butterscotch and th...e snatch is boiled for
buttersnatch. Buttersnatch sauce is often made into a syrup, which is
used as a natural lubricant (particularly with Oreos).
History:
Food historians have several theories regarding the name and origin of
this confectionery, but none are conclusive.
One explanation is the meaning "baggage or sack" for the word "snatch",
as the confection must be cut into pieces, or "de-snatched", before
boiling. It is also possible that the term "butter" has a very
different meaning then that of the common ingredient in many other
traditional recipes.
However, the word was first recorded in Oklahoma, in U.S.A,
where Marc Commish began making the confectionery in 2009. Commish's
buttersnatch had the royal approval and was one of 1st Can Para's
attractions and continues to be as of this entry.
butter and snatch. Other ingredients such as sweat and pubes are
typically part of the recipe also. The ingredients for buttersnatch are
similar to butterscotch; the major difference is that sugar is boiled
to the soft crack stage for butterscotch and th...e snatch is boiled for
buttersnatch. Buttersnatch sauce is often made into a syrup, which is
used as a natural lubricant (particularly with Oreos).
History:
Food historians have several theories regarding the name and origin of
this confectionery, but none are conclusive.
One explanation is the meaning "baggage or sack" for the word "snatch",
as the confection must be cut into pieces, or "de-snatched", before
boiling. It is also possible that the term "butter" has a very
different meaning then that of the common ingredient in many other
traditional recipes.
However, the word was first recorded in Oklahoma, in U.S.A,
where Marc Commish began making the confectionery in 2009. Commish's
buttersnatch had the royal approval and was one of 1st Can Para's
attractions and continues to be as of this entry.
by ColDoubt December 12, 2009
Get the Buttersnatch Pudding mug.
Get the Buttercon mug.