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Basic White Boy

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Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. Diverse sized, shaped, and flavored e-cigarettes, or “vapes” if you will, are prevalent when congregated. These groups are often shrouded by their own exhaled vapor, a pocketed speaker hidden amongst them blasting lyrics that can’t be heard over the base. When alone, they normally play Rainbow 6 Siege or Apex Legends, having used to play Fortnite but now hate it for some reason.

Where to Find Them:

Wanna take a look for yourself? Go to your local park, cafeteria bathroom, back of the bus, or McDonald’s parking lot!
“Lets just get in there, use the bathroom, and get out before a Basic White Boy asks us if we have an extra pod.”
by Breck Fast July 19, 2019
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Basic

Something that is uninteresting, vapid, boring, or uncool.

A waste of time, energy, or money. The opposite of fun, intrigue, and justice.
That is so basic.

Basic Cable vs. Premium Cable

Don't come this party is basic.
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bashdally

1. To walk heavily, quickly, or defiantly.
2. To cross a lawn, usually accompanied by stepping in a frog turd.
dude, i just bashdallyed cross the lawn, and i almost missed the frog turd, but my foot jammed and i just had to step in it
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Basich

Randall Munroe is a real basich
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basicity

The noun form of the word basic ; used to describe the aura or general feeling that is given off by basics and their basic actions.
Friend A: "I can't handle the amount of basicity in this room."
Friend B: "I know. So much sorority, so little time."
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basic bitch

A someone that goes and gets starbucks every day, in ugg boots and carrying louis vuitton's never-full and a fluffy white jacket with instagram makeup on and a messy bun. And someone that dreams of Channing Tatum
Do you see that basic bitch over there? Yeah, the one in the ugg boots
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Basic Asian

He was a Basic Asian with his Yeezy's, Bull Cut, Spectacles, Virginity, and ASIAN
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