that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.
1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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bark humper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth
did you see the bark humper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.
by Mike Schultz January 25, 2008
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Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
by Sap December 25, 2004
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Eating Bark

It’s like life, it tastes like dirt.
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barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.
"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"
by your moms vagina December 15, 2007
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Bark Eater

Slang word for Northern New England Indians during settler times Derogatory
"Probably would have starved if that Bark Eater hadn't given us a deer that winter"
by Joseph Most Cool November 04, 2011
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barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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