Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

Tony Barber

An affectionate reference by Australians to a $100 note, named after 1980s quiz show host Tony Barber, who used to randomly provide cash prizes to contestants (eg. a $100 note from out of his pocket) on TV show “Sale Of The Century”.

I’ll need to grab some Tony Barbers from the ATM.

by Jizzlobberz February 24, 2023

Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.

Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"

by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024

Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024

Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.

He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"

That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....

by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024