Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.

"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."

by LordFargus October 13, 2014

Ballsack glue

Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh

This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!

by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016

Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

by fredman6654 September 8, 2016

ballslack

An elongated ballsack that hangs well below the flacid penis and is even more pronounced when erect.

Did you see Al's ballslack when it was his turn to bang Lori? His nuts were laying on the mattress when he was fuckin'!

by Damocles007 July 4, 2017

ballsack piper

n; One who creates traditional Scottish music through the act of placing large pipes into their ballsack and playing them melodically.

I heard Gary's father was once a traditional ballsack piper in the days of olde

by Shadow_86 October 30, 2017

Ballsmack

A game popularized by Abe Aylard and Dylan Bolton where you say "Ballsmack" to a friend and they have to bend over for 5 seconds. if they don't, you get to punch them in the balls.

Oh man! I just got ballsmacked.

by penismonger69 September 13, 2019

ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.

Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”

by nayrdivad January 31, 2020