by Russell July 11, 2004
Get the cum blastmug. The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.
Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!
Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.
Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.
Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
by dEdzilla September 25, 2014
Get the Goon Blastingmug. Whilst in Miami, you call a hooker. The hooker meets with you, brings a crack rock, and while she's on her knees going to town on your D, right before you bust, take a big fat hit off the crack rock.
"Man, that hoochie hooker Mercedes gave me a rockin' Miami Blast last night."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."
by bbonesrocksss February 19, 2009
Get the Miami Blastmug. An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018
Get the pb blastmug. by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003
Get the blast-a-dookiemug. by J-Frankz December 11, 2007
Get the bear-blastingmug. Yet another term for anal coitus or butt fucking. The rectum or ass is referred to as the corn hole in some areas of the United States and Western Europe. Blasting is a reference to a hard pounding via the penis.
Q. How was your date with Large Marge last night?
A. It went well, I was Corn Blasting her and got a little Mud on my helment.
I stopped by the nursing home to vist your Granny last week. Fifteen minutes after I got there she wanted me to Corn Blast her. I said only if it is a Filthy Florence.
A. It went well, I was Corn Blasting her and got a little Mud on my helment.
I stopped by the nursing home to vist your Granny last week. Fifteen minutes after I got there she wanted me to Corn Blast her. I said only if it is a Filthy Florence.
by Granny Gromann June 4, 2010
Get the Corn Blastmug.