Assballs

A common disease you get when you wipe back to front, also know as poo balls

Tom: I wipe back to front

Harry: aha Tom has assballs

by Cold crip killer Luis November 10, 2020

Assbat

Someone that you normally like but is acting a fool and being an irritate.

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat today and I don’t appreciate it.

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

asswagon

The ideal system of delivery for transporting units of woke culture.

You can fit so much woke culture in this asswagon!

by !redalert! January 16, 2022

Assmaggot.

Asssmaggot: a small tick like parasite that survives on dinkleberries A Shit Tick,makes one's ass itch. A Bottomfeeder,The Lowest of Them ALL.

If"person" keeps going this way,they're gonna be as useful as an Assmaggot.

by WalkingThroughTime April 6, 2022

Asswagon

People who drive like assholes

“Nice turn signal asswagon”

by Antoniothornton3 September 30, 2022

assbassador

An ambassador of ass.

That dump truck is looking fire, you’re an assbassador for sure.

by LingDanc803 February 20, 2023

Asslag

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023