A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018
Get the Ass Assault April mug.Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
by NitreBlue May 30, 2018
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by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019
Get the utter cardiovascular assault mug.A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper
Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater
Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.
Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.
by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019
Get the Urban Assault Vehicle mug.A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.
Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.
"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
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