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dumb as shit 

really stupid
dude, that child is dumb as shit
dumb as shit by brittany October 11, 2003

jacked as shit 

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
jacked as shit by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.
Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

as sober as a cow 

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober
"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
as sober as a cow by SoberCow February 29, 2016
When two nouns are the same As susa is a professional way of saying the same
As susa im excited to come to your cottage
as susa by Mary suue June 16, 2020

Bomb as Shit 

something that is it beyond best
those taquitos were bomb as shit