Alfies house

A piece of garbage that stinks

Hey ur house is like alfies house

by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021

Alfie hurrell

Alfie hurrell is the kind of guy to get a girlfriend and spend all day shagging her but hey who am I to judge it’s what he does

Person 1:mate he’s with his lass all day everyday

Person 2: he has pulled an alfie hurrell

by Abcdefudaddyxxx April 9, 2023

alfie

an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.

friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she

by halpor July 19, 2019

Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020

Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)

Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”

by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020