Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

amazoned

When you buy something on amazon.

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.

by KoroOW February 7, 2018

Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit

Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.

omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires

by ganjagrace February 23, 2021

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020