pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.

Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!

by pizza police January 11, 2010

Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010

murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015

Music To Be Murdered By

The famous rapper Eminem's eleventh studio album, name inspired by Alfred Hitchcock. This is the second surprise album of Eminem released on 17 January of 2020. Mostly, he disses the people who criticized his previous album Kamikaze, he disses some mumble rappers and even Cardi B. This album is dedicated to the memory of Juice WRLD who also collabs with Eminem in the song Godzilla on this album. and dedicated to the CeeAaqil Allah Barnes. Executive Producers in this album are Dr.Dre and Slim Shady which is Eminem's alter ego. The album features people such as Royce Da 5'9, Don Toliver, Ed Sheeran and many more!

Person 1: Dude, this new album Music To Be Murdered By is better than Kamikaze
Person 2: I agree.

by AverageUrbanUser March 24, 2020