Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

cutting diamonds

when its so cold outside, your nipples dont just cut glass, they cut diamonds

Dude 1:damn dude its like 20 below out here.

Dude 2:i know im cutting diamonds

by lucas bermejo June 9, 2007

Diamond Wank

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave

I’m off for a diamond wank

by Rourkenator November 12, 2021

Diamond Doctor

Jewelry expert.

One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.

Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.

by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007

Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

Oisin Diamond

someone who choses girl over tokes and an all round simp

Are you oisin diamonding right now thas so freaky

by Simpy D February 27, 2022