York maneuver

Elevating ones genitals above a toilet seat to avoid contact with the bowl.

Astronauts were taught the York maneuver to avoid having their scrotum sucked into the vacuum of a zero-gravity toilet.

by Knucklebuster May 14, 2018

York Hawk

A humorous name that sounds like York Hawk when you say it fast, more convincing as a real name than Yurk Hawk

Fred: Say York Hawk but fast
Wayne: York Hawk
Fred: Haha I made you say Your Cock
Wayne: York Hawk is very small.

by X-Headows May 28, 2021

new york

a fucking shit hole of a state

Person A: "Yo nigga have you been to new york?"
Person B "Fuck no, i dont wanna get clapped"

by hEYsHiTaSs November 9, 2020

New York

New York is a city in the north eastern region of the United States. It is often described as a melting pot. This makes New York sound like a lot of fun. But, when you are inside the melting pot, the situation seems less pleasant. That's because you are being melted.

You can be victimized by a wide variety of cultures in New York.

by MultiFest September 30, 2017

duke of york

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.

You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?

by The Moai February 10, 2005

new york

The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.

"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

by New Yorker with inferiority complex January 28, 2007

new york

"Yeah right": Another Middle-American shithead who resorts to tired-out, obsolete perceptions of a great city. "Depravity and crime" might have been accurate in 1993. Not now. Maybe (s)he missed the memo of New York being the safest city in America. "Congestion?" So what?

Get informed, morons.

by yeah right is a douche June 3, 2004