Squid noob

a big noob

Look at that Squid noob!

by Fuckrick December 6, 2022

squid burger

A really damp, hairy vagina. Where the hairs are sticking to the upper thigh

Went down on a chick last night, but she had a major squid burger. And got a flossing

by Burdog March 29, 2017

squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

Squirting Squid

A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.

Me and that chick Vicky did the squirting squid and she said she never felt so good during it.

by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 25, 2020

squid GoPro

A flexible synthetic squid that has a camera in it which can be used in undercover operations since nobody would suspect a rubber squid might contain a hidden camera.

I got myself one of them popular squid GoPro devices; I totally plan to take it everywhere I go from now on.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Squid Juice

When a combination of blood, semen and feces is pushed out of the anus after a large amount of rough first time anal sex.

"I didn't know it was his/her first time having anal sex, he/she sprayed squid juice all over me!"

by Jackin McCrackin November 1, 2009

squid fuck

squid fuck is where you are naked fucking a squid in a bed beside your best friend who is a girl also naked fucking a squid and that repeats 8 times

asdf squid fuck

by Msmsk June 12, 2018