"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
by apples2apples March 28, 2009
The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 22, 2019
by Gold Pants May 01, 2015
by al_gorithm June 09, 2025
A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
A technique used on electric guitar or bass where the player scrapes the pick up fret board along the strings, creating a fierce sound that often compliments punk, hardcore, heavy rock or metal songs.
by ShaneGreyLifts January 22, 2020
A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.
Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE
by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024