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Hugo, Hue-go, Hew-gow, Oogo, Uh-go, Hugie
by speaktruthandbekind November 23, 2021
Get the Hugomug. A total mindfuck. they can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds, it’s confusing. But when you look into his deep set eyes, they seem to melt away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad it almost feels wrong. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find one, don't let him go. They are sensitive and can sometimes let his feelings get the better of him. He’s super loyal and once he finds a friend, they’re stuck with him forever! Always there for you and will never let you go no matter how they feel. They mostly walk away when pushed away, but they are understanding and will always answer back yet won’t be so easily available. Very protective of the ones he loves/cares for but doesn’t show that side of him too often since it can be scary when provoked. they are subtle but obvious when you figure out the trail of randomness. Gets pressured a lot and if anyone won't realize it, then someone has has too before they drain themselves out. He would be your weird best friend. When hurt, they may never tell you and might go into hiding to heal on their own since they feel they are tough on their own. Sometimes when they disappear, you wonder if they will ever come back, and sometimes you see them in public but it turns out not to be them
friend 1: Have you seen Jose Hugo? It’s been so long since I last heard of them
friend 2: Lol, same! he’s prolly skipping time somewhere, he’ll be fine.
friend 2: Lol, same! he’s prolly skipping time somewhere, he’ll be fine.
by jessi.star2003 November 23, 2021
Get the Jose Hugomug. by Screamingoatman March 18, 2019
Get the Hugomug. by yeetyoteyoted April 2, 2019
Get the Hugo Irelandmug. The love of my life, the person that always is by ky side, the oerson who i will always love AND SIMP FOR
hugo is the love of my life!!!!!
by pssssstttyouloveme April 23, 2022
Get the hugomug. Damn, My name is Hugo and i could file stalking allegations because of these definitions being so on-point to who I am.
an actual definition of myself:
Brown-haired white boy who isnt really considerd fit. a Big simp for video game series that he likes. Once Hugo gets into a video game series, he would not stop talking about it to his friends. to a point where his friends get enough of him. but all that aside, Hugo is a great friend that will keep his loyalty towards you to the end. Mostly a queer dude but he wouldn't make it his personality. Dude has Big Dick Energy but the girls think he has a small dick.
an actual definition of myself:
Brown-haired white boy who isnt really considerd fit. a Big simp for video game series that he likes. Once Hugo gets into a video game series, he would not stop talking about it to his friends. to a point where his friends get enough of him. but all that aside, Hugo is a great friend that will keep his loyalty towards you to the end. Mostly a queer dude but he wouldn't make it his personality. Dude has Big Dick Energy but the girls think he has a small dick.
Friend: "Hey Hugo, how are those Yakuza games going?"
Hugo: *attaches essay convincing the friend to play the Yakuza series"
The Ryu Ga Gotoku series (More known as Yakuza) is a action adventure series about...."
Friend: "Ok Hugo stop. I get it, you like it"
Hugo: *attaches essay convincing the friend to play the Yakuza series"
The Ryu Ga Gotoku series (More known as Yakuza) is a action adventure series about...."
Friend: "Ok Hugo stop. I get it, you like it"
by Majima_Simp September 19, 2022
Get the Hugomug.