The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.
"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."
by Too hot to Handel December 10, 2014
A Dirty Rex is when you accidentally jam it into her ass and she goes “Eeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!
I hit her with the Dirty Rex. I jammed it into her ass and she made the sound “Eeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!” like the T-Rex in Jurassic park.
by Rexy And I Know It April 01, 2020
Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.
I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.
After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble
by ConcreteCartel August 05, 2020
by himenameisoej March 23, 2011
When you get poop on your penis during anal sex and smack the chick on her booty in the pattern of a barcode thus creating a "dirty barcode"
by Katie Pipes June 09, 2019
when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013