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jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.
come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.
by Tudgey October 21, 2008
mugGet the jockey wanksmug.

pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
mugGet the pocket jockeymug.

mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads
Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey
by laser wook April 1, 2010
mugGet the mom jockeymug.

Adrenaline jockey

same thing as an adrenaline junkie.

someone who does dangerous things in order to get an adrenaline rush
John: "I went cliff diving yesterday!"
Bob: "You're such an adrenaline jockey."
by i1269ifyouknowwhatimean June 3, 2013
mugGet the Adrenaline jockeymug.

Leather jockey

you a whole ass bitch nah you aint even a whole ass bitch you a half ass bitch pathetic retard “leather jockey”
Ay mark yo aunt died get the 🅿️retzels leather jockey
by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022
mugGet the Leather jockeymug.

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.
I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.
by John Romine August 21, 2008
mugGet the germ jockeymug.

Scrot Jockey

A derogatory term for a male who frequently handles other men's scrotums.
Sebastian is cool. Taylor, however, is a scrot jockey.
by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014
mugGet the Scrot Jockeymug.

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