Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

your mom

commonly used as in insult

most kids say it because they think its cool kid: u suck
another kid: your mom

by 0oFio July 3, 2019

Your mom

The best thing to say to someone to make them uncomfortable

Bob: Hey Jim What did you do last night?
Jim: Your mom
Bob: ...

by JIMBOBJOE YOUR MOM December 16, 2019

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011