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john york

A handjob with a condom on.
Brian: Did you hear about Drew's date last night?
Greg: Yeah, I heard he got a john york, what a loser.
by rugmuncher82 October 10, 2017
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Agent York

He's such an agent York!
by Near Endoh September 18, 2016
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Viet York

Let's ask Viet York to join his Minecraft server!
by vietyork November 11, 2021
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duke of york

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.
You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?
by The Moai February 10, 2005
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new york

The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.
"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
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new york

"Yeah right": Another Middle-American shithead who resorts to tired-out, obsolete perceptions of a great city. "Depravity and crime" might have been accurate in 1993. Not now. Maybe (s)he missed the memo of New York being the safest city in America. "Congestion?" So what?
Get informed, morons.
by yeah right is a douche June 3, 2004
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