Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!

Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

*yawn*

It's probably 3am and you were bored

Person 1: *yawn*

Person 2: did you just say "astrix yawn astrix"

Person 1: um... No? *Sweats nervously*

Person 2: what the fuck

by Troy the Meme Boi April 17, 2020

Yawn Bitch

An insult meant to be short "for get on with your self bitch"

Friend : I'll give you 30 bucks for your phone.
You: Yawn bitch!

by Reese'spieces August 21, 2016

Confetti yawn

Vomiting

He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.

by Put Bull November 30, 2019

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.

Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face

by A coool persone March 19, 2020

Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks fine, have you been yawn maxing

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024