Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.

The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.

by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022

Witches brew

The cloudy substance created after somebody drinks a glass of milk and then proceeds to Fill the glass with water without washing it out

That weird mf charles drinks witches brew on the daily

by Sudanese charles March 23, 2021

Melted witch

A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.

Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.

…Good god.

by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023

Pension Witch

An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.

Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?

Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.

Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.

Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.

by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021

witch orgy

any situation in which women hoard their feminity over males, usually in the form of inversexism.

the meeting was a total witch orgy, because most of the guys were off work nursing the gonorrhea they contracted from that new slut temp...

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

SASS witch

A person who is a witch and is also Skeptical, Agnostic, Atheist and/or Science-seeking. A follower of SASS witchcraft.

Vanessa is a SASS witch, so she reads tarot and does rituals but doesn't believe in gods.

by VaanSquirrel December 20, 2022

witch coven

This is a group that was devised by the Minecraft youtuber Joey Graceffa in the SMP X life. Currently, the members of the coven are all girls or gay boys. The covens main rival is the cult of jeremyism, the members of this cult refer to it as a religion but it is a cult no matter what they say.

In the witch coven Katherine is the dirt witch.

by Can Kendall have a solo December 6, 2020