Wiggasaurus

A prehistoric animal, only lived in a couple of places, such as Malibu, North Dakota, and Djibouti. The wiggasaurus is thought to be the ancestor of the wegro, the gayro, and the egro.

Wegret #1: Dude me and my friend's tried to wagjob a Wiggasaurus fossilized penis last night.

Wegret #2: Oh yeah I tried that once thats how I lost my middle testicle.

by Izaak H December 5, 2007

blood wings

1 - (verb) going down and licking the shit out of a girl's pussy who is on the rag. You get a period blood mustache and earn your blood wings

I can't believe I earned my blood wings on your mom last night.

by cdr April 15, 2003

Knife Wings

The award given to you when you fuck your friends girlfriend.

Me: "i fucked your girlfriend so i could get my knife wings."
Friend: "cool."

by smartassmotherfucker August 6, 2007

Metal Wings

To gain ones metal wings, the individual must ingage in sexual relations with a person or persons registered disabled with serious mobility disfunction.

With the excitement of the prospect of gaining the legendary 'metal wings', Bob did't hesitate in wheeling Sally to a quiet spot where he could happily penetrate her unabated.

by DiY December 10, 2005

red wings

What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.

After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!

by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

Red Wings

In the wings system these wings are awarded for having sex with someone while menstruating (although all the guys who said it was eating her out probably deserve them too!)

"Woh, got my red wings last night, it was wetter than I'd thought!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

Red Wings

When you go down on a girl while she's on her period.

When you go down on a girl and come up looking like Ronald McDonald. Earning your Red wings.

When you go down on a girl and walk away looking like a velociraptor that just had dinner. Earning your Red wings.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009