Wafter

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'

'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'

by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014

Winter

1. The purest example of awesomeness, perfection, and coolness. When God said he would make mankind in his likeness, Winter was the ultimate prototype.

2. Winter is an awesome season and can also be a woman's name. She is gorgeous, fun, very loving, and has an amazing personality. She has great friends and a loving family!

3. As a great philosopher and academic once wrote: W is for wonderful...I is for intelligent...N is for nifty...T is for terrific...E is for economically correct...R is for radder than a rutabaga.

4. Lastly, there really is only one 'Winter' who can truly brighten and enhance your life. If you have not yet sought her out, you must, otherwise your life will forever remain dull and incomplete.

'Have you met my friend Winter?' 'No, but until now, my life has been dull and incomplete.'

by SpringSummerAutumn February 3, 2010

Winter

A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food.

It's Winter! I can't wait to see what the fat man gives me in trade for all of my food that I totally didn't want to eat! *please note the sarcasm*

by ramen child December 5, 2016

winter bush

when ya bitch be growin out her pussy hair and shit

guy: yo bitch! ya pussy be hairy as shit son.!

ho: shut up fool! its cold up in this piece! i gots to sport dis winter bush to keep my jawn warm! damn always tryin to grill a motherfucker..

by iHAILfromTHEatlantaZoo February 22, 2011

Winterberry Crips

A set of the Crips gang located in a small town in the Boston area. They were founded by famed gangster Sheldon Maloney. One other famous gangster was Uncle Ray his true name in unknown.

DAM YOU SEE DEM WINTERBERRY CRIPS DAI MUST BE ROLLIN' WIT SHELDON!

by 0987654321qwertyuiop March 17, 2009

Winter

Winter is a sweet, loving and adorable guy. He's the best to talk to and is amazing. And He's really cute.

Girl: Winter is sooooo cute
His girlfriend: shut up.

by Ilovewinterhonestly August 28, 2016

Winter Break

A time so joyful and relaxed that you don't have to change your socks for 2 days at a time

I slept for 14 hours straight during Winter Break!

by FryTimE January 3, 2015