pussy whipped

To be told what to do against your wishes and against what is right by your girlfriend / wife.

John should be playing golf with his mates this Sunday but because he is so pussy whipped he will be vacuuming and folding washing instead.

by John Holmes & the Pornos August 27, 2004

Whippersnapper

General derogatory term used by old people to refer to children as way too carefree and chaotic compared to their own childhood. The name comes from the famous painting 'Snap the Whip', depicting children running through a grassy field.

"Back in my day, kids got the newspaper themselves, now they're all just mean and rude, like you, ya' whippersnapper!"

"Apperantly, his grandfather just called him a 'whippersnapper'. What an mean old hobo."

by Zelmisburg August 24, 2011

Mr Whippy

To poo in a circular motion creating a ice cream machine like whip effect.

David didnt like the people who were hosting the party so before he left he curled out a Mr Whippy behind their lounge curtain.

by Frostie Dan April 25, 2006

Whipped Cream

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Pussy Whipped

Where the male in the relationship has no control at all, as the female has such a firm grip on his testicles that if she says a command, he will do it. The female refuses to let go of the males genatalia for any reason that is detrimental to her achieving complete happiness.

He is rarely seen by his friends as the leash that he is kept on is never, if at all removed.

Optional traits of said female include a snobbiness of anything seemingly 'beneath her' and an incredible distaste for any other female her boyfriend may have any remote friendship with.

Person A: Me and X split up, I'll be coming out tonight!
Person B: Ah about time! We haven't seen you for weeks!

later that night

Person B: Hey, where's A?!
Person C: Oh didn't you hear? X wouldn't let him come out...
B: He said they split up :S
C: Yeah, they got back together... he's so pussy whipped

by Rob9 August 22, 2011

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004