Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

Dolphin Whisperer

A person who is an expert in the mechanisms of the female genitalia and squirting techniques

Man, that guy made me squirt like a dolphin last night, he must be a dolphin whisperer

by Ladynannakola July 5, 2018

snake whisperer

A girl who’s pussy is glorious to put your dick inside or good at blowjobs and handjobs.

The girl last night was a snake whisperer!

by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017

Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

whisper in the willows

When a person blows a cool gentle breeze into you butthole

Bro , Elmo just gave me a whisper in the willows and it was fantastic!

by Lord_Erne July 15, 2021

Whisper slip

When attempting to whisper in a chat room and inadvertently posting to the whole room, or worse global.

Lucan let out a whisper slip, and Seph never let him live it down. We now know everything that goes on between them.

by Amarillose August 11, 2010

buddy-whisperer

One who's thirst has allowed him/her transcended the level of mortals and can sense the shape and size of dicks.

I saw that dudes bulge and knew exactly how big he was. Trust me on this i'm a buddy-whisperer

by Jahwatcher May 15, 2015