Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 10, 2008

smacking and whacking

To zealously stimulate one's own genitals.

Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.

by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018

whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

by lcm9368 July 31, 2017

Whack-Jab

During oral sex, the male politly asks the female to "work on the head". As she does this, he acts as if he's masturbating, thus punching her in the nose several times.

Dude, I actually whack-jabbed that chick last night.

by blackmage (warcraft3.com) February 23, 2004

booty whacked

When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.

Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!

by CarlGundlefinger June 19, 2011

smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007