1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.
2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.
ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.
ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.
Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
by thetrophyone October 10, 2011
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by danbarton April 1, 2009
Get the welch mug.A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.
Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.
For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News
Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.
For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News
Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.
by T Wade January 18, 2007
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2. Beautiful singer of the band Florence and the Machine (Sometimes styled as Florence + The Machine) with an extraordinary voice. Her red hair is very pretty.
2. Beautiful singer of the band Florence and the Machine (Sometimes styled as Florence + The Machine) with an extraordinary voice. Her red hair is very pretty.
Person 1(Me):Have you heard of Florence Welch from the band Florence and The Machine?
Person 2:No...I bet she sucks...
Person 1(Me):**Facepalm** You people disappoint me.
Person 2:No...I bet she sucks...
Person 1(Me):**Facepalm** You people disappoint me.
by Willow Collie October 31, 2011
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...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
by Ciderboi February 27, 2009
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by fiorious September 14, 2011
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