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wellesley middle school

a school in the of wellesley. (duh) it goes grades 6-8 with advanced classes and learning center.
1)
the math ciriculam is not the best......the students never learn about place value in elemantry, and then are expected to know it in middle school. social studies is mostly watching documentries and taking notes. science is by far WMS's best subject. in depth research on real life things, not textbook examples. english is writing, reading and homework.
2)
there is a large selection of cafeteria food, but not the best. fresh veggies for the custom subs. salads are the only option for vegetaritons, other then cereal and bagels. hot cheese and pepperoni pizza. usally gross hot lunches, such as mac and cheese, or cheeseburgers. this line is usally empty
3)
the girls are very...well...slutty. lots of low cut v-necks or flowy shirts and skinny jeans. in the fall, spring and summer, short skirts and shorts that dont fit the dress codes are worn, exposing perfectly tan and hair-less legs. the boys wear moderate clothing.
4)
most kids are very rich, and like to show off their parents money in any way possible.
girl #1: I looooove your plaid mini shorts!!!! im in love!!!!!

girl #2: thanks! i got them at juicy couture. by the way....dont tell anyone..they werent on sale!!!!!!

girl #1: how much money were they? i really want a pair. as long as its in the 200 dollar range i wont have to beg my parents for it

girl #2: ooooo thats to bad, they were 250 dollars...sux to be you!!!! hahaha!!! b**** slap!!!!

girl #1: *sniffle*

guy #1: omg look at .... in her plaid mini shorts..shes sooo hot

guy #2: i know right?!!!

guy #1: i guess thats she not anything special though... all the girls are hot at wellesley middle school
by merrrrreeeeeeee May 5, 2011
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wellesley

Host to Wellesley College. A fun frolic for all the lesbians out there, you will sleep with your friends and it will be ok. We promise. The parties are grand if you don't want boys. If you want to go frat hopping go somewhere else. This school is for the chicks and the squirrels. and if you don't work to hard in class you may even learn something.

The town of Wellesley does not have much else.
Friends: So where are the boys?
You: Boys?

or

Friend A: I didn't think that girl was queer.
Friend B: She applied to Wellesley early decision.
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I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.
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The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!
Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!
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a meaningless pile of shite which is emitted from the mouth of an angry young man
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Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.
I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.
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Wellesely

originated in the mountains in a small prvince called ontario int canada, used to be a town, but when people started noticing that every one had small "things" they started refering to there "things" as wellesely's. And once they started getting used to the word wellesely
1. What the Wellesely is this
2. Get your wellesely off my hand you wank
3. Go stick your wellesely in someone elses ear
4. How bout; you and your mom go find your weeesley wellsely and shove it up your bum
by doods January 12, 2005
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