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danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
by randytaylor May 20, 2009
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weekend millionaire

The guy who spends all month working in his dead end job catching public transport everywhere he goes eating value beans and a 9p loaf for 29 days in the month but on payday decides to splash out on a new outfit and hires a limo and laces himself in bling etc to be dropped off at a lavish nightspot frequented by the stars paying four times as much for a drink spending the evening in the armpits of the minders of z type celbrities only to run out of money catch the last free bus home to sit in his one bedroom bedsit and count the mouse droppings on his floor and negotiate the cheese on the mousetraps as he will now need some filling for the sandwiches for the next 29 days starvation and hiperthermia that now awaits him.
His a Weekend millionaire. He may be in a hummer strech limo today but he was asking me yeterday if I wanted fries with that!!!
by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007
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ski weekend

Signifies that a man is planning to have(or did have) a lot of sex over the weekend. Usually accompanied with hand/arm gestures simulating the use of poles while skiing.
Jack's girlfriend is arriving this friday, so he is going on a ski weekend.
by John Greeb May 15, 2005
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3 day weekend!

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"
by gruvinci June 22, 2006
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The Weekenders

(N.)

The most inclusive group of friends. From shunned misfits to socially loved, and everything in between. Originated by the 5 most unlikely friends, The Weekenders are notorious for their spontaneous nature, love for love, and oblivious mindset towards conformity.
"Hey, define The Weekenders!"

"We are kind of like the Big Bang. You know, randomly spontaneousy coming together by chance and going KABOOM into awesomeness and not even knowing the greatness that had just been created and would slowly continue to make a beautiful thing.

That's what popped into my head. Idk, we're spontaneous, completely crazy, unique, complete opposites.. but somehow fitting together really well. Like.. any other mix just wouldn't work. It's because we would seemingly not work, makes us work."
by The Weekenders December 2, 2010
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weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.
I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.
by purplex February 19, 2005
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weekday friend

Someone you won't waste a weekend day on, guy or girl.
I don't answer John's/Jill's call from Friday night through Monday morning. They're ok for a weekday friend, but I wouldn't waste a weekend on them.
by Davywankenobi April 6, 2009
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