Wedge

Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.

Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.

by TheLunchTable11 April 29, 2011

wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD November 11, 2006

Wedge Head

Commenly seen strutting down your local high street or loitering around high class local restaurants such as Burger King (when it's closed) or frequenting the local hangouts - benches or bus shelters. The wedge head name is believed to be from the angle at which a wedge head will wear his cap. The greater the angle of the cap the higher the status in the social group the wedge head has. aka chav, rude boy

You are walking along minding your own business when wedge head and his female counterpart and his gang of chavvy brothers approach you to ask if you have a spare fag and whether they can fight you for it.

by School for study of Wedge head ism May 4, 2003

wedge

A single sheet of toilet paper folded twice, then while your still on the can and your anus is still flexed out, you place the paper(using your middle finger)at your asshole. As you stand your paper will get sucked up and stay there to prevent soil all day, or at least till full.

To prevent chaffing, use a wedge.

by your mom inc July 29, 2006

Wenger

A noun describing an "Asshole", "Asshat", and all of the sort.

"You're being such a Wenger.", "You Wenger!"

by Clever Cat & Malevolent Moose January 4, 2009

wedge

A high heeled platform shoe

No, you can't borrow my wedges

by Bridgette March 4, 2004

za wedge

The best most horrowshow parking spots at CP. Two straight up thugs park in them.

Shit man, it's so oozhassny if only I could snag the za wedge, but Dirty Mike jacked it from me." "Don't be razdraz; you just gotta wake up earlier.

by Rory Mcilroy August 26, 2010