meat wedge

Slang for a gross, sloppy, beat down dirty twat.

Man, I took this chick back to the hotel last night and beat up her meat wedge.

by PaSoundo April 24, 2014

nut wedge

A Shortbread cookie with ground hazelnuts that's cut into triangles and typically dipped in chocolate.

I want to pick up a nut wedge at the bakery this afternoon.

by NutWedgeAddict April 7, 2017

Wedge Pillow

A sex pillow
It is used to help when two are having intercourse. It helps make the sexual experance more comfortable for the partner.

“Babe my boobies hurt”
“Ok... I’ll get you a wedge pillow!”

by Aggie25 June 8, 2018

Water wedge

A golf club that has been tossed into a pond in an explosive temperamental tantrum.

Hey Big G could I use your water wedge for this shot Nick asked
Whats a water wedge? Replied Big G
That club you tossed into the pond the last time we played!! Said Nick

by Kid_nic September 17, 2020

Wedged

To get done over or to be badly beate. This usually results in you being wounded.

Callum got wedged when he lost an arm wrestle to Iyron.

by Tykie04 February 12, 2021

washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.

I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.

by Ski_squared February 2, 2022

nice wedge

When someone or something does something you don't like or approve of, or pisses you off, tell them their wedge is nice. Can also be used for when someone does something stupid/humorous. Or for anything really.

Person 1: *trips over own feet*

Person 2 'haha dickhead, nice wedge!'

by JiMumma April 26, 2014