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The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.
Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.
by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021
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Soap Wars

The game that pedophile and former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.

The game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if Jerry Sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive sexual acts.
You wanna play soap wars bro, no dude I aint gay.

My little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? Who was his coach Jerry Sandusky or some shit? Naw, some other sick fuck!

U into Soap Wars bro? Nah man im not into dudes!
by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011
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Guild Wars

A game which is pretty addicting but not as much as WoW. No monthly fees which rocks.

At times it can get addicting. I played for 10 hours straight the other day
Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Playing Guild Wars
Dude 1: Well wanna come to the pool?
Dude 2: I guess man..Gimme 10 minuets to finish up, I'm ABin
Dude 1: Alright whata bout you Dude 3
Dude 3: Nah, i gotta a raid in WoW and I cannot miss that.
by Slipknot4133 October 7, 2008
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Star Wars Galaxies

Very cool terrain generator and chat client.
Why use a chat room when you can pay $15/month for a chat room with terrain?
by Pyrus October 21, 2003
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Star Wars: The Old Republic

New upcoming Star Wars MMO being created by Bioware, bringing a fourth pillar to the genre not typically seen: story. With 8 classes (four on each side), each with their own individual story questline, the Republic and Empire are fighting it out 300 years after Knights of the Old Republic, but thousands of years before the Star Wars Saga were all familiar with.

This game has received numerous amounts of positive praise, even claims have arisen that this game will become the new #1 MMO, dethroning WoW after it's years of dominance. Others are denouncing it though, saying it will not live up to the expectations it's receiving, or it's just a WoW clone, etc.

(There are also those just complaining for a KotoR 3. Good luck with that.)

The game is to be released sometime within the second half of 2011. Pre-order is also available, in three different versions of the game. Standard, Digital Deluxe, and Collector's edition.
Side excited for Star Wars: The Old Republic: This game is going to own! Nothing says awesomesauce better than owning with a lightsaber!

Side against Star Wars: The Old Republic: This game is a WoW clone, it looks stupid, it's gonna be unrealistic and STOOPID... Do you think I'm cool? My mom says I'm cool.

Small group off to the side: We want Kotor 3!!!! *cricket silence*
by MMO Nerd August 29, 2011
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Whale Wars

Popular game played at mid-west college parties among a group of severely drunk males brave enough to partake. Object, locate and score with the fattest chick you can get. Whoever successfully bags the biggest "whale" wins.
Yeah man, she was huge, he won whale wars for sure.
by Zonaboi February 27, 2011
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star wars

best movies ever. star wars owns star treck and all treckies go to hell!
dude i watched star wars 8 times this week.
by vladimir botchkovski July 28, 2008
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