Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.

I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.

by bounty67 December 28, 2017

starbucks worker

Another way to call someone an albino or white as snow. Usually an insult unless the person your calling Starbucks worker works at Starbucks.

Your a starbucks worker you snow colored fool.

by Dodo November 29, 2016

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

worker man joe

a hot guy with a large dick, who is good at finger banging

ashley: dang the guy i went out with last night is such a worker man joe... definitely getting a second date

by truestbeyotch February 20, 2017

Theory Worker

people in management/sales/marketing that thing "in theory that should work"

they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.

The theory workers seem to think that our plumbing company will build a whole power plant for our customer

by xenobasketologist April 15, 2021

Sinusoidal Worker

A person who fluctuates between doing large amounts for one item of work and small amounts of work for a different type of work in quick periods of time. For example, not turning in two homeworks for a class, while simultaneously shoveling snow off a 1/4 mile track that same day so they can run

"Bro your being such a sinusoidal worker today"
"Fuck you I only ran 40 miles, and skipped 6 classes its not that bad"

by agreatfuck December 3, 2025

Sex Worker

Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.

I run my own business online as a sex worker.

by Semproxion October 10, 2023