Person who infests the Wooded Northern Tier of United States much like a wood tick.Closely related to a Hill Billy in mental capacity with a higher propensity for inbreeding.Some pilot huge 4 wheel drives with flags and guns bristling from them, riding around grooving on Elephant Shit.If they live way up nort it is difficult to discern the dialect from Cannucks
Stupid Wood hick votes republicunt and cuts his own throat! After tourist season all that's left is Wood Hicks and Skeeter Feeders.
He isn't a Wood Hick,He's a F.I.B or a Hollywood Lumberjack
He isn't a Wood Hick,He's a F.I.B or a Hollywood Lumberjack
by hatchetman1 July 13, 2011
Get the Wood Hick mug.East Wood is a black hood in East Fort Worth,Texas also known as Funky Town and the Murder Worth. This hood contain mostly crips, but a large number of bloods because of its close ties and proximity with a another nortorious hood in the Funk Stop Six. During the 90's this black community along with Stop 6 saw numerous numbers of young black men loose there lives to gang violence. A large number of these deaths occured on Miller AVE. and Little John. The people of East Wood for the most part are proud of there community. Often reffering to it as East Wood, Texas.
East Wood is one of the most nortoroius hoods in the Funk and don't like to be disrespected by anyone including any other hoods in Fort Worth and Dallas. If ya come to the Funk u will probably here some body say "East Wood on mines".
by Jason Taylor 817 November 17, 2007
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I was on my daily commute this morning and my wife sent me some nudes..I ended up getting some serious bus-wood!
by Hom2436 January 25, 2018
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by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011
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To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 6, 2009
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