womanicorn

The female version of a manicorn.

A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...

Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".

Jill: "You just haven't found the right girl yet"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"

by dnalabkram January 16, 2009

scarlet woman

A PC term for "slut" that Molly Weasley uses

I told you not to annoy her, Hermione! She's made you out to be some sort of...scarlet woman!

by rtv0587 December 3, 2010

Woman-Plaining

The act of a woman excessively whining, complaining, or making issues out of seemingly very minor things and raising matters which are otherwise non-issues, often times from a privileged or entitled female point of view under the dsiguise or feminism. The issues complained about typically serve no real cause other than inflating the individual woman's sense of self-importance while insulting or complaining about men.

Bev wouldn't quit Woman-Plaining about how the grocery store clerk refused to fill her bags to the top because she's a petite female.

Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.

The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.

The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.

by Jacksonackson May 29, 2019

Woman Major

A college degree of any level in which women get because they do not have to think about providing for a family. Very little to no job opportunities or wages come from these degrees. Once a woman degree is acquired(or often not), they are inclined to complain about the wage gap and feminism and make those along with social justice, their defining personality characteristics. These degrees include but are not limited to political science, any type of music or art degree, theatre, any type of language, any level of education, etc.

Man: What's you major?
Woman: Political science and musical theatre.
Man: Now that is a woman major! You are going to make no money in your life and will have to rely on the government and OnlyFans to pay off your student loans for the next 45 years until you retire. Have fun with that.

by Feminism is Cool August 19, 2021

cry woman

A female who whines and complains a lot.

You are a cry woman.

by Steavis February 14, 2007

ball woman

A female who is attracted to the scrotum (ball sack) area on a man's body much more than his other physical attributes.

To a ball woman, the most important factor in determining a male's level of sexual appeal is the beauty of his nuts.

Similar to "leg man" in males.

Rick: "Yeah, Suzanne is hotter than Jeanie. She has better legs."

Tracy: "Not much of a leg man, myself. I'm more of a ball woman."

by phase_coherent April 25, 2010

mobile woman

She's got tracks right... but like they're tank tracks and stuff. She's pretty all terrain i guess... because of the tracks. so thats a mobile woman... sorry

there goes that mobile woman to fight for our country

by wow now that's a mobile woman. March 13, 2015