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fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!
by vanillavillain February 14, 2012
mugGet the fuck windowsmug.

window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."
by Goddunit December 9, 2008
mugGet the window warriormug.

Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
Hello, I--*crash*
by dj gs68 July 7, 2003
mugGet the Windows MEmug.

windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc
by tornadofan122 September 5, 2013
mugGet the windows 8mug.

Window Five

When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.
Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.
by TonyBruhh November 10, 2010
mugGet the Window Fivemug.

window wank

To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.

Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.
mugGet the window wankmug.

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.
Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.
by Halitosis June 6, 2004
mugGet the window jockeymug.

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