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toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy
Man did you see that toasted western walk by?
by silkycoinpurse January 25, 2014
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university of western ontario

A university located in London, Ontario, Canada which maintains to have one of the highest entering averages of all schools in Canada and possibly the United States with most programs now requiring at least a 90% average out of high school. Despite its high stress on academics and many awarded professors, it is known to be the party school of Canada, be home to one of David Letterman's top ten places to get knocked up, saugeen- maitland hall residence, and hold the most good looking students of all Canadian universities. With its award winning campus and ivy covered limestone walls it resembles an ivy league university complete with the reputation. Nicknamed the country club, its built on the site of a former golf and country club and retains this name due to its attracting of some of the richest students in Canada and internationally. Lacoste, Abercrombie, Polo, Lululemon, Hollister, Gucci, Ugg, are just some of the identifying signs of a student that attends UWO, also a sense of oblivion as to anything going on outside of the "Western bubble" and its gates is quite prevalent amongst its students. It could be confused for an American school with its abundance of Fraternities and Sororities. It is home to many sports teams (including a rowing team which beat out all ivy league schools and many other international schools), tennis courts complete with covered domes in the winter, the popular student hangout The Spoke, a restaurant/bar/club The Wave, and even a fine dining restaurant Michaels, the Ivey school of business, and a soon to be built recreation centre that will rival those of many of the biggest athletic schools in the US (even though it will most likely not better the football teams success). UWO - you love it (the parents that believe their children are truly earning the family company they are the heir to) or hate it (every other Canadian university).
University of Western Ontario is the most americanized school outside of the USA.
by anonymous UWO student April 10, 2007
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western blot

When you are banging your partner while he/she is in reverse cowgirl position (cowboy hat optional), you observe that his/her anus is a little feces-stained. Thus, being the generous fucker that you are, you grab a tissue and wipe your partner clean.
After a long day at lab, I was looking to pin Sarah down and do her from behind. Maybe try out the old nasty western blot.
by John Mustache June 12, 2008
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western branch

A high-school in the 757 that is full of stuck up rich kids and fuckboys
"Did you hear that she is dating a guy from Western Branch?"
"He's probably a fuckboy."
by 757yo May 14, 2016
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Western Digital

Hard Disk Drive maker. They have achieved several milestones; including:
worlds first 10,000RPM SATA Hard Drive (Raptor)
Worlds fist HDD with a built-in window.
among others.
I have all Western Digital hard drives for my desktop PCs

Western Digital is my favorite HDD brand!
by M0T0RH3D May 17, 2007
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First Great Western

"First Great Western" (FGW) is a slang term used in the UK to describe the worst levels of mediocrity and shameless arrogance.

Of a person: A person is "FGW" if they any or all of the following.
Rude, Surly, Arrogant, Lazy, Jobsworthy, Irritating, Unreliable or lacking in intellect.

Of a service: A service is "FGW" if it is all or most of the following:
Unreliable, Massively overpriced, Almost always late, cancelled, dirty or overcrowded.
I can't be arsed to work today, I'll chuck a First Great Western
by Richard Cheesed Off January 27, 2011
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Case Western Reserve University

Noun

Synonyms: Fear, Frustration, Work Overload, Revenge of the Nerds

Antonymns: Fun, Relax, Enjoy, Hot Chicks

Case Western Reserve University is the most frustrating learning environment in the world. From students to the administration to the city of Cleveland, everything is a mess.

First, lets start with the students. Socially, Case students model themselves after the South African apartheid system. The nerds band together from day one and form their own environment of anime, DDR, study parties, computer programming, and lord knows what else. Then, there are the normal people. Once in a while, a few of them will become friends and have fun at Case by not paying attention to what is going on around them. Everyone is always ugly and pissed off about classes or the weather. Nothing done by the administration ever solves any problems because both groups want everything different. For example, normal people may want a new gym while the nerds want a new computer lounge equipped with megaplex59625 video cards and 92 ultrabytes of RAM, so the administration responds by erecting a giant obelisk in the center of campus.

You might laugh at that, but that is seriously what the administration does. When confronted with a problem, they come up with eleborate and costly solutions that don't work anyway. For example, students didn't like the cafeteria food, so the administration spent $500,000 on a new diner. However, it used the same food made in the cafeteria, only you got to pay for it this time. I once complained about the milk dispensers not working right. The week after, they painted them black and white like cows. We are living in dorms older than Jesus, so they are building new ones. But, they are going to charge us over $2000 more per year than what we pay now which is already insane. The campus bus service has problems running on time, so they are in the process of inventing an elaborate GPS tracking system so students know where the buses are. I truly will enjoy watching the new GPS system when it shows the drivers abandoning their routes for cigarette breaks, which is the whole problem in the first place.

Oh yeah, the professors all make sure to out-do the administration. A lot of them operate on the basis of "it was tough for me so I'm going to make it tougher for you". They want Case to be the same as Stanford and M.I.T. academically, so they all teach their graduate material to undergraduates and make life hell.

Cleveland is also the worst place on earth. The weather sucks. People from the ghetto mug students all the time. The city doesn't have a budget to fix roads, so the main bridge on campus fell down. Traffic is now a nightmare, and there is a hospital right in the middle of things. I saw an ambulance stuck in a long line of traffic the other day - I wish I had a picture of it.

To sum things up, DO NOT COME HERE.

Other amusing things that happen here:
-condoms are the last things that the vending machines run out of
-we currently have our home football and baseball games at a local high school since we have no fields
-most of the porn downloaded occurs on Friday and Saturday nights
-it takes a half hour to walk across campus at a fast pace
-I saw a Case commercial on MTV while watching Viva la Bam...can we say "media whore"?
-I'm so pissed I don't even want to go on...
This is part of a real email from professor to his class:

"Dear class,
Hmm. Let me re-word that ...

Class:
The mid-term exam was an unmitigated disaster. It appears that not one
student got a single problem correct. In spite of my severe disappointment,
I'll have to assume this was my fault. (Of course, this won't keep me from
flogging you when you return!)."
by Domitian February 22, 2005
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