evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

squeeze my weenier

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive

by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019

pee-pee weiner

uncut, moderate length, sensitive head, perfect frenulum, NO SMEGMA!! properly and regularly jelqed, condom on 24/7.

me: bruh stop messing with your penis!
pea man: its NOT my penis!! its my pee-pee weiner!

by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022

The Cassandra Weiner Disease

A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.

Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..

Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.

by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023

weiner fest

Whenever youre at a party tryna get soome poon and it turns out that there is maybe 20 guys there and 2 girls, or worse all guys!!!!!

"mate wheres all the tasty poonani?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"

by clynch June 29, 2006

Weiner Milk

The white, milky substance that is exerted from the penis after it has been given good good pleasure from the orifice of an attractive female

Dude, my weiner milk is all over the good bear rug in your dad's living room, because last night I brought Shawna home and treated her to some good ole dick pudding.

by Zach Lebowski May 23, 2008

weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010