when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait
"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"
"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"
"Waiting Burgers created fun."
"JT stole my waiting burger"
"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"
"Waiting Burgers created fun."
"JT stole my waiting burger"
by JPdaBuhl March 25, 2009
Get the Waiting Burger mug.A polite wave given by polite drivers when doing impolite things on the road (like in Washington State), such as pulling out of parking lots giving the driver going that direction just enough time to not total your car.
I really wanted to catch the light, so I floored it out of the parking lot. The guy I pulled in front of nearly had a heart-attack, so I stuck my hand out the window and gave him a good ol' washington wave to smooth things over.
by TurnerAteHooch December 9, 2009
Get the Washington Wave mug.the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.
by IzzyC. January 16, 2019
Get the waiting for a package mug.Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.
I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.
by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021
Get the Washing Lemons mug.It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
by Chadagonia March 15, 2015
Get the Washing Machine mug.Person 1: what’s Washington DC? Is that a city or something?
Person 2: you got it all wrong. It’s actually a type of off-brand washing machine.
Person 2: you got it all wrong. It’s actually a type of off-brand washing machine.
by tapulele August 29, 2021
Get the Washington DC mug.Washington State is one of the most beautiful and diverse places in the US. It features many unique environments: multiple moutain ranges, ocean beaches, temperate rainforests, gorges, rivers, old growth forests, lakes, rolling hills, cliffs, waterfalls, pine forests, caves, hotsprings, tundra, volcanoes, glaciers, and more.
Washington has 3 national parks, and also many national forests, wilderness areas, and protected land.
Not to mention, Washingtonians are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
The state motto: Alki Chinook Jargon meaing "By the by" or "Eventually" accurately describes the way of life of most Washingtonians.
Washington has 3 national parks, and also many national forests, wilderness areas, and protected land.
Not to mention, Washingtonians are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
The state motto: Alki Chinook Jargon meaing "By the by" or "Eventually" accurately describes the way of life of most Washingtonians.
Californian (to his "bra"): "Dude, we should like totally move to Washington State, buy all their land and businesses, raise their housing prices, and like totally force our like ideals and stuff on them!"
Concerned Washingtonian: "Maybe Californians should fix their own state instead of starting a mass exodus to Washington and other states, and ruining their culture in the process."
Uninformed person: "You're from Washington? Have you ever been to the White House?"
Me: "No, I am from the STATE of Washington, you're thinking of the DISTRICT of Columbia."
Actual conversation:
Stupid person: "Washington, isn't that in Canada somewhere?"
Me: "No, Washington is actually the 42nd US state. If you were serious you should go back to 4th grade. If that was a joke, you suck at telling jokes."
Concerned Washingtonian: "Maybe Californians should fix their own state instead of starting a mass exodus to Washington and other states, and ruining their culture in the process."
Uninformed person: "You're from Washington? Have you ever been to the White House?"
Me: "No, I am from the STATE of Washington, you're thinking of the DISTRICT of Columbia."
Actual conversation:
Stupid person: "Washington, isn't that in Canada somewhere?"
Me: "No, Washington is actually the 42nd US state. If you were serious you should go back to 4th grade. If that was a joke, you suck at telling jokes."
by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008
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