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Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.
Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!
by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009
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Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
by Arlas July 3, 2015
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dookey wads

by jellobelly101 April 18, 2018
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gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package
Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad
by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018
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Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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wad dubed

Someone being a dumbass

Or a gangster greeting
You are a wad dubed
Or wad dubed
by Donttochamyspaget April 21, 2019
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wad head

A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.
"Man, You are such a wad head. Senseless and useless you are."
by AndieBarbie December 14, 2017
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