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Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."
by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
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ass viking

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...
by M>L>A April 9, 2009
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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
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Ben Vining

A beautiful man who has amassed 1000 hours on destiny and has a thing for the lady’s. If she is pretty enough she might receive $100 from him. He had his first kisses on New Years night with two skanks but it’s ok BECAUSE he said they have big tits.
I can’t tell if he’s a player or just a Ben Vining.
by Nword420 February 20, 2020
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face-vasing

The slang term made up by Daveed Diggs’ character in the movie, “Blindspotting”. This term was made in reference to another characters use of the term “blindspotting” to refer to the “Rubin Vase” optical illusion. This was supposed to remind her of the phrase “belief bias effect”.

His character’s ex, to help her study, would make up slang words/phrases to remind her of the definition of the actual word, etc... “...She still town ...”).

Daveed said “FACEVASIN! Try it out... ‘facevasin’...”

The word she chose was “Blindspotting” because the theory is you cannot perceive both the face and the vase at the same time... essentially relating it to BBE by saying you initially see one side and the other is in your blind spot, perhaps even intentionally.

This is a technique used to gaslight without calling someone crazy. They are simply “blindpotting” you... in other words, “facevasin”.
Face-vasing- defined as the art of intentionally placing people or ideas in a blind spot so as to ignore them.

“Ayo, COLLIN!! As long as that clown is my boss, I’m stuck in this spot, bruh!”
“Why???”
“Maaaaan, he been facevasin since he took over this department... Like, He can’t even see me! On PURPOSE!! I’m like a glass fuckin vase in a closet and shit, bruh! Look... he even moved my desk behind that wall! STUCK, bruh!”
“Damn... you right, Miles. He facevasin’ bad... real bad.”
“I wanna go back to selling used flat irons to salon owners...”
by AngryNativeOne January 1, 2021
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Emily Vining

A beautiful girl with an even more beautiful personality, even if your mad when hanging out with her for a short period of time you will become very happy!;) she has eyes like diamonds and a heart of gold, her soul is pure. She has the body of a greek godess but the heart of mother Mary, she is a burning fire as well as a cool breeze, she refreshes your day like a cold soda and brightens it like a cloudless sky. Shes the one and never think twice about letting her go.
Gosh Emily Vining makes me SO hot.
by ethpsmitty July 21, 2021
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Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.
by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023
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