A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.
Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021

Baqua virus
by SomeoneSomeone69420 May 12, 2021

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
by bugpower March 15, 2020

-yo bro, i think i got chickerona virus.
-you retard thats what you get for eating so much fucking chicken
-you retard thats what you get for eating so much fucking chicken
by Galionare May 26, 2020

by skyheartt April 20, 2011

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
by EastSideCrackaKilla September 20, 2021

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
