Victim-American

n. Any American that feels that they have been treated unfairly and that everyone, society, and the government owes them something because of their race, age, sexual orentation, religion, sex, etc and uses this excuse at every opportunity.

These people blame all of their problems on this excuse instead of taking resposibilty for their own life and actions.

You can frequently see Victim-Americans standing in line for food stamps, welfare, government housing, utility assistance, and also at the liquor store cashing their disability check.

"I grew up poor in a predominantly black neighbohood, so it's not my fault I'm a criminal. I'm a victim (Victim-American) of the system and white man is keeping me down."

"A black man got the job instead of me (a Victim-American) just because of affirmitive action. It's not fair."

"It's not my fault I'm gay (a Victim-American), I was born this way. It's not fair that the government won't let me get married."

"Why get a job? I have 3 kids by 3 different baby daddies (a Victim-American), it's easier to collect welfare and live in section 8 housing than it is to work. The government owes me."

by Barak_Blocker April 7, 2009

Statutory Rape Victim

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

career victim

1) Noun; a person who keeps making very stupid decisions while at the same time lacking the prudence to learn from his or her mistakes, therefore doomed to make the same mistakes again and again.
Figuratively speaking, someone who fell down the "stupid tree" and hit every brach on the way down.

2) Noun; synonymous for con artist. A person who continues to engage in irresponsible/stupid behaviour and uses the consequences of such behaviour to make him-/herself "the victim" in order to gain pity or sympathy.

We do not wish to encourage career victims, nor do we wish to penalize customers who make the occassional mistake.

by Mentor May 20, 2005

University of Victoria

Once known for it's population of feral rabbit and leftist students, this west coast campus has become a flood-wash for Chinese immigrants who were unable to make it to UBC.

Student #1 "Doesn't Poe look cute today?"

Student #2 "华语/華語"

Student #1 "Ah fuck it, the University of Victoria just isn't the same..."

by Dalthon January 6, 2011

victorville

The "High Desert" as some may call it. A breeding ground for tweakers and mullets.

"If you tweak you must be from victorville".

by Adamama July 25, 2006

Victor

Victor is a sweet and often misunderstood soul. He is known for being great with the ladies, but he is secretly a very deep, curious, and loving person. He has much more depth than people give him credit for, though it may take him years to come to terms with this. Never loses his Latin Lover touch, and drives the women crazy, both unintentionally, and intentionally. Once he sows his wild oats (which, by nature, he must), he can become a truly faithful, committed and loving partner. He knows what a woman needs, and can tune in to just how to give it to her. A wonderful parent. He feels the duties of his role as father and provider more than many, and finds great pleasure in being dependable. One of the most honest people you will meet, often to a fault. One should never take his flirtatious nature to signify anything more than their innate understanding of the women around them, and their common like of positive reassurance. Once a Victor is committed, he is committed, and will have no problem telling you if the relationship is dwindling. The best approach with any Victor, is honesty honesty honesty. And Love. They surprise you, daily.

Victor

by ur mom 2 July 15, 2010

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.

"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."

by lacey May 7, 2005