sticky vlad

When you continue to Jack off after you came

Bro, I had such a barely sticky Vlad and couldn't resist that feeling

by J and D July 29, 2019

dirty vlad

dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.

person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"

person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"

by hero(in) September 9, 2021

Dirty Vlad

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.

I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!

by elsbeth March 15, 2022

Imagen Vada Elam

The prettiest, most beautiful, hottest, cutest, kindest, most awesome, most amazing, and the best kisser ever. Period.

Imagen Vada Elam is the coolest name ever.

by Boyfriend Of Imagen Vada November 2, 2023

Vlade Divac

The King of Flop. So called center who falls to the ground with very little contact to draw a foul.

Vlade's defender sneezed on the other end of the court, and Vlade fell down causing the offical to call a foul.

by Luigi July 20, 2004

vlad

the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.

i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.

by dirty/dick/player March 24, 2013

Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.

"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."

by vladggg October 27, 2008