Democrat Virus

A virus that has never been isolated in a peer reviewed study that can only be treated by doing nothing as long as you stay inside or six feet away from others. Fatal to anyone with a cold or flu combined with an underlying condition or co-morbidity...like fatness.

I took a test and they said I had the Democrat virus.

by Chester De Scrotts September 26, 2023

virus replicator

A child of anti-vaxxer parents.

As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.

by bugpower March 15, 2020

virus pop

When your give someone a lollipop for accidently giving them a virus on any social site.

Joe gave Bob a virus on facebook, so he gave him a virus pop afterwards

by skyheartt April 20, 2011

pussydactel virus

a virus which is only able to infect the pansy boys of the country. when infected you become a complete pusscake

rumor has it austin stewart is infected with the pussydactel virus

by gberdfhwyusj January 10, 2009

Corona virus

A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.

i have the Corona virus man.

don't stay home man.

by big gae weeb March 11, 2020

Marble Virus

When you turn into a fucking marble

MY NIGGA JON JUST GOT MARBLE VIRUSED

by TheCumBroker July 28, 2020

Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!

by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021