vagina smile

A smile resembling the lips of a pussy

Sarah sure has a vagina smile, look at it!

vagina smile by huddahudda May 21, 2016

Vagina eyes 

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

Vagina eyes by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019

Vagina Handjob 

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

Vagina Handjob by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

Vagina Spiders 

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

Vagina Spiders by danieldan October 19, 2021

mouth vagina 

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".

"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"

mouth vagina by RichNWhite September 28, 2015

Fatigued Vagina 

The diplomatic term when identifying a "Tired Cunt"
Also see Tired Cunt

The manager asked why we have not achieved our weekly KPI targets.
I expressed my concern to him by explaining we have employed many fatigued vagina's within the team.

Fatigued Vagina by Reg & Rog October 14, 2016

Outverted Vagina 

An Outverted Vagina is a man’s penis who’s dick is smaller than six inches in erected length.

The person writing this has an Outverted Vagina

Outverted Vagina by funnymanbro April 21, 2022