The Universe 

Some stupid and useless plane of existence wherein many stupid and useless organisms dwell peacefully, stupidly, and uselessly.

"Isn't it so wonderful to live in this Universe?" -a stupid and useless member of the Universe

The Universe by r3lsta February 21, 2021

steven universe the movie 

A Steven universe move where depressed elastic girl wanna kill steven because he's PINK DIAMOND.

HIM: Hey have you seen Steven universe the movie

Me: YES

steven universe the movie by Imthehamman May 26, 2023

On Universe 

An expression that is agnostic/atheist friendly. Instead of saying "On God", one can say "On Universe".

On Universe, this is some bullshit.

I love you, On Universe.

On Universe, I am not lying to you!

On Universe by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023

Tickle the Universe 

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

Tickle the Universe by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Milk the Universe 

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

Milk the Universe by yellowshnow May 16, 2019

Marvel cinematic universe 

It’s a universe where earth code named Earth-199999 and has a country called sokovia

Breaking news, the avengers fucked up sokovia in the marvel cinematic universe

Marvel cinematic universe by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

Hope Arkansas Cinematic Universe 

A Fictional Universe made by people who call themselves "Foomers". It is much similar to our own universe except that it's populated with railroad companies that do not exist. The requirement to join said universe is to become a "foomer" and have a fictional railroad that makes sense and isn't a complete meme.

Man 1: Be careful while traveling, lets pray you end up somewhere nice like the Hope Arkansas Cinematic Universe.

Man 2: Sure bets the Auto Train Dismesion

Hope Arkansas Cinematic Universe by Angery Masshole August 31, 2021