being an urkel

being clumsy,butterfingers,dropping things all the time

youre being an urkel dropping your bowl of cereal!!!

by kittykat65203 November 12, 2011

urkel

to have a wet dream

shit i just urkeled all over my bed

by Bob July 16, 2003

urkel power

An urkel is a percocet, which is a prescription pail killer. URKEL POWER is a term used to describe the feeling of being high off of a percocet. Just like the character Steve Urkel from the show Famiy Matters acts hyper, urkel power is the energy you get from a percocet.

Let's go get some urkel power! Or once the high kicks in, you simply yell "UR-KEL POW-ER!" and you have to do it in 4 syllables.

by Mr. and Mrs. Baby April 23, 2009

urkelberry

a strain of marijuana, a cross breed or purple urple and blueberry. gets you faded.

"i got some urkelberry last night"

"this urkelberry tastes like blueberrys!"

by herbal@truth May 26, 2009

Brendon urie

A lead singer for pop punk band panic! At the disco
Pretty fucking hot
Married to Ryan Ross

Brallon was never real, just a phase

Ryan Ross is married to Brendon urie

by Juliabamse13 November 21, 2017

Brendon Urie

The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. He’s also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say “whore” at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist

king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance

he’s the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.

girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!

by the goddamn door July 14, 2019

Steve Urkel

Purple haze, real sticky and rare purple haze

I keep that Steve Urkel by the ounce

by JR423 March 11, 2008